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Old May 14, 2002 | 09:45 AM
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The husband emerged from the bathroom naked, and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."

"Perfect," the husband said.

I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin.

You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you.
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Old May 14, 2002 | 09:48 AM
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HHAHAHAHAH!!!! LMFAO!!!!
I'll try and remember that trick.
Great one, Brian!
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Old May 14, 2002 | 10:50 AM
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ROFLMAO
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Old May 14, 2002 | 02:31 PM
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Oh thats good.....thanks for that one....
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Old May 14, 2002 | 08:45 PM
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Old May 15, 2002 | 07:46 AM
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bump
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Old May 15, 2002 | 07:49 AM
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Bump the rump.
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Old May 15, 2002 | 09:36 AM
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Originally posted by The Raptor
Bump the rump.

That sounds rude
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Old May 15, 2002 | 09:50 AM
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That could be very rude......especially if you're a Welsh Sheep Shagger with Velcro gloves
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Old May 15, 2002 | 10:12 AM
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Originally posted by The Post Whore
That could be very rude......especially if you're a Welsh Sheep Shagger with Velcro gloves
I believe velcro is standard issue
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