How many of you have sat in a dentist's chair on nitrous oxide and, when he /she wasn't looking, cranked up the blue knob so high that your eyeballs flew out of your head and started bouncing around the room?

 

I think I want to see an American Dentist.

How come you guys get all the cool stuff?

 

Yeah, but Peter, you've got Paul Hogan!

 

Not any more we don't.


We gave him to you guys.
Along with that crodadile hunter guy.

 

Steve, the crocodile hunter. I want some of what that guy takes! He has more energy than an espresso mixed with Red Bull!

(you're right, we have all the good stuff over here, even if we can't figure out what time it is )

 

If you like Steve then we have a ton more crazy bushwhacking guys over here that try and get on tv for running around the outback attacking animals.

If you like we can send more.

 

Nah, you can keep 'em, Peter! I just wish I had the guy's energy!

Besides the only animals we've got around here have their cellphones taped to their heads when they drive and need to be avoided at all costs.

 

Yeah, unfortunately we have those animals here too.

 

I keep hoping Darwin will clean things up for us enthusiasts...

"Cellphone user causes 10 car pileup with woman applying makeup and 8 guys reading the newspaper -- story at 11"

Only problem is evolution's too slow. These folks'll probably be off the road just in time for the internal combustion engine to go the way of the dinosaur.

Sorry, pet peeve,

 

I know exactly what you mean. What drives me nuts is when your in traffic and the person behind is doing it.

Accidents waiting to happen.



cheers.