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Old Feb 2, 2015 | 03:06 PM
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Saturday I came down with another intstinal obstruction. I went into USC Verdugo Hospital. My doctor and surgeon both said. "This is it, you need emergency colon surgery, without prep, Monday morning, with you wearing a colostomy bag for nine months, then corrective surgery nine months later and a third surgery for your bladder." Yesterday the shit blew out and I was OK. I was cut loose this morning then went to my urologist, who inserted a catheter up my penis and into my bladder. Anne Marie drove me back to USC Verdugo Hills and they filled my bladder up with contrast dye and took a bunch of X-rays. Then they emptied my bladder and the radiologist and said "Wait, he has a hip replacement, I need more X-rays." Then they filled my bladder up with dye again. Then I went back to my urologist to have the catheter removed. I was wearing that catheter, with a bag of urine strapped to my leg for four hours today. That fucking sucked!!! I can now schedule my colon and balder surgery, probably in 2-3 weeks.
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Old Feb 2, 2015 | 03:47 PM
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Uhhh, crap! Get better Raptor!
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Old Feb 2, 2015 | 03:48 PM
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You've had more catheters in the last 2 weeks than any human should ever have to have in their entire life. Not good.
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Old Feb 2, 2015 | 06:57 PM
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RB you hang in der lemme know if you or my girl need ANYTHING!
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Old Feb 3, 2015 | 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly
You've had more catheters in the last 2 weeks than any human should ever have to have in their entire life. Not good.
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Old Feb 3, 2015 | 01:37 PM
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I've stopped pissing blood, but ot still hurts to piss.
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Old Feb 3, 2015 | 02:54 PM
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flock that. Get better
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Old Feb 3, 2015 | 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly
You've had more catheters in the last 2 weeks than any human should ever have to have in their entire life. Not good.
And thanks, all.
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Old Feb 4, 2015 | 07:20 AM
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sending good vibes RB
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Old Feb 4, 2015 | 09:14 AM
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sending good vibes RB
Thanks, Mom.
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