What judges do behind the bench.

Former Judge Charged with Indecent Exposure

Fri Jan 21, 8:42 AM ET |

 

I don't think masturbate is what the bailiff means when he/she says "all rise."

 

Nasty

 

 

Looks like the punisher became the punishee.

 

Court Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Judge Thompson: That's not mine.
Court Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Judge Thompson.
Judge Thompson: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Court Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Judge Thompson.
Judge Thompson: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Court Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Judge Thompson.

 

UPDATE: Instead of raise your right hand.... courts are now insisting raise BOTH your hands!

 

NP: How was your first day in court as a lawyer honey?
RC: Not bad dear. Judge seemed to be in a good mood. Got off pretty easily.

 

If a judge can't get off in our legal system who can?