I think you don't need help... Just post here, you are a whore automatically..

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by demonderrick
[B]I think you don't need help... Just post here, you are a whore automatically..

 

I will do my best to make all of the whores proud. 2nd gear in the next week or bust!!!

 

Join anti-stook you should not. Good STOOK is. Anti-stook leads to hate, hate leads to fear, fear leads to anger. Be wise in the ways of STOOK.


Also, follow the PWA (Post-Whores Anonymous) 12 step program. While we must practice in secret without badges today, tomorrow we will be recognized.

step 1: admit you're powerless over posting.
step 2: come to believe that a greater power could grant us higher post counts.
step 3: make a decision to turn our will and lives over to the care of the board as we understand it.
step 4: make a searching and fearless post inventory of ourselves.
step 5: admit to the board, to ourselves and to another board member the exact nature of our posts.
step 6: be entirely ready to post more.
step 7: humbly ask the board to be able to post more.
step 8: make a list of all persons we posted about, and be willing to post about them again.
step 9: post about those people, except when doing so would cause them to stop posting.
step 10: continue your post inventory and admit when we could've posted but didn't.
step 11: seek through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with posts as we understand them, praying only to be able to post more frequently.
step 12: have a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, and try to carry this message to post whores and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

 

What he said

 

there are way too much st**k talk in this thread...

 

Okay, that was a lot to read... I have a headache now!!! Thanks for all of the advice. I will not let the post-whoring bit go to my head.

 

dude! What you just said you could have put in 30+ posts! Instead you wasted it on one!

 

Target325, if you are a genuine S2000 lover, you will NEVER allow that st**k word to cross your lips. Good luck on your whoring technique. I have been working diligently on mine for the last month or so. Even with no gears on the new site, it's FUN, FUN, FUN!!!!

 

I must say that I feel like a genuine S2000 lover - I've only had mine for two months, but I love it. I cry at night because I want to drive it, but it's bedtime. Is that a possible sign of a genuine S2000 lover?
I kinda of sad there are no more gears too! That was the whole point of me becoming a post-whore. Now what am I going to do - No gears for me! CRY! CRY!