I smell shit!
and if I eat a big dinner at 10pm 
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From: Come see me after class.
So there are 3 old men sitting at the poker table - a 60-year-old, a 70-year-old, and an 80-year-old.
The 60-year-old says, "I finally took a leak this morning. My urinary tract infection is pretty much gone."
The 70-year-old says, "I finally took a shit this morning. I've been constipated for a week now."
Then they both look at the 80-year-old, who says, "Every morning at exactly 6:30am, I piss about 1 gallon and shit about 5 pounds. Every morning for the past 3 years, in fact."
Puzzled the 60- and 70-year-old's look at each other, then one of them asks, "So, what's the problem?"
"I don't wake up until 6:45am!"
The 60-year-old says, "I finally took a leak this morning. My urinary tract infection is pretty much gone."
The 70-year-old says, "I finally took a shit this morning. I've been constipated for a week now."
Then they both look at the 80-year-old, who says, "Every morning at exactly 6:30am, I piss about 1 gallon and shit about 5 pounds. Every morning for the past 3 years, in fact."
Puzzled the 60- and 70-year-old's look at each other, then one of them asks, "So, what's the problem?"
"I don't wake up until 6:45am!"
