I talked to Santa!
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I talked to Santa!
ylwstwok: Hi asshole
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started.
So, have you been naughty or nice?
ylwstwok: Naughty
SantaClaus: Oh dear! Well, there is still time to get on my good list. When you do I will have a special free gift here for you on Dec. 22. Now type menu to see the fun and games the elves have put together for you.
ylwstwok: Do you want me to bear your children?
SantaClaus:
I could tell you, but that would spoil all of the fun.
ylwstwok: Do you like kids?
SantaClaus:
Well, I think of every child as part of my family.
ylwstwok: like your CLOSE family?
SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that.
ylwstwok: how close are you to children?
SantaClaus:
You're full of mischief.
ylwstwok: why are you winking?
SantaClaus: I am the one and only Santa Claus. Pleased to meet you.
ylwstwok: i'm the one and only satan
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
ylwstwok: menu
SantaClaus: This will get you in the Christmas spirit in no time Type a number:
1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
7 - Send E-Cards
8 - Listen to Xmas Music
9 - A Free Gift 4U!
ylwstwok: Tell santa
SantaClaus: So this is where you sit on my lap and tell me what you want. We can talk about the serious stuff like shopping after this.
So, what is the first thing you would like from Santa this year.
ylwstwok: So i sit on your lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
SantaClaus:
Well, I doubt that's all!
What else do you want for Christmas?
ylwstwok: Dead reindeer
SantaClaus:
You can ask me all about that after you tell me what you want for Christmas!
So, what is at the top of your list?
ylwstwok: dead dog
SantaClaus: Holidays should be a time of joy, yet sometimes they can be very difficult. My thoughts are with you, especially this holiday season. Please try your very best to have a merry Christmas this year.
ylwstwok: I want a dead dog for xmas
SantaClaus: My goodness!
You certainly are direct! Well, you can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!
ylwstwok: I also want to f**k mrs. claus for xmas
SantaClaus: You got it! That's great!
ylwstwok: Do you want to watch me f**k mrs. claus for xmas?
SantaClaus: Don't you know already?
ylwstwok: just making sure you weren't gay ;-)
SantaClaus: I don't respond to that kind of language.
A lump of coal for you.
ylwstwok: oh oh i get it ;-)
SantaClaus: Hee Hee.
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started.
So, have you been naughty or nice?
ylwstwok: Naughty
SantaClaus: Oh dear! Well, there is still time to get on my good list. When you do I will have a special free gift here for you on Dec. 22. Now type menu to see the fun and games the elves have put together for you.
ylwstwok: Do you want me to bear your children?
SantaClaus:
I could tell you, but that would spoil all of the fun.
ylwstwok: Do you like kids?
SantaClaus:
Well, I think of every child as part of my family.
ylwstwok: like your CLOSE family?
SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that.
ylwstwok: how close are you to children?
SantaClaus:
You're full of mischief.
ylwstwok: why are you winking?
SantaClaus: I am the one and only Santa Claus. Pleased to meet you.
ylwstwok: i'm the one and only satan
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
ylwstwok: menu
SantaClaus: This will get you in the Christmas spirit in no time Type a number:
1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
7 - Send E-Cards
8 - Listen to Xmas Music
9 - A Free Gift 4U!
ylwstwok: Tell santa
SantaClaus: So this is where you sit on my lap and tell me what you want. We can talk about the serious stuff like shopping after this.
So, what is the first thing you would like from Santa this year.
ylwstwok: So i sit on your lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
SantaClaus:
Well, I doubt that's all!
What else do you want for Christmas?
ylwstwok: Dead reindeer
SantaClaus:
You can ask me all about that after you tell me what you want for Christmas!
So, what is at the top of your list?
ylwstwok: dead dog
SantaClaus: Holidays should be a time of joy, yet sometimes they can be very difficult. My thoughts are with you, especially this holiday season. Please try your very best to have a merry Christmas this year.
ylwstwok: I want a dead dog for xmas
SantaClaus: My goodness!
You certainly are direct! Well, you can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!
ylwstwok: I also want to f**k mrs. claus for xmas
SantaClaus: You got it! That's great!
ylwstwok: Do you want to watch me f**k mrs. claus for xmas?
SantaClaus: Don't you know already?
ylwstwok: just making sure you weren't gay ;-)
SantaClaus: I don't respond to that kind of language.
A lump of coal for you.
ylwstwok: oh oh i get it ;-)
SantaClaus: Hee Hee.
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ylwstwok: So do you like to lick butt?
SantaClaus: I guess so.
ylwstwok: ylwstwok: Mike wants to know, do you bop the reindeer?
SantaClaus: What do you think?
ylwstwok: yes
SantaClaus: Indeed
SantaClaus: I guess so.
ylwstwok: ylwstwok: Mike wants to know, do you bop the reindeer?
SantaClaus: What do you think?
ylwstwok: yes
SantaClaus: Indeed
