I talked to "them" today
Okay, as the first to return home from the con, I have to say that it was a
ing blast! I unfortunately did not get to take part in all the activities due to personal business involving my house and my new "associate", Brant!
He even tucked in his orange shirt.
Anyway, MOM gets the "sweetest woman in the world" award. She went way over and above the duties of any whore, and brought us all gifts!
to show my thanks, I bared it all for my fellow patrons, which I'm sure will be posted :accordingly: upon her return to Spammamish.
James gets the "most dedicated whore" award for traveling halfway across the world to hang with us Ho's in the middle of a desert.
Mike & Deb get "the Elvis whore" award for unknowingly making Elvis an honorary Corner whore.
Brant gets the "they never let me sleep for more than 20 minutes straight" award, for fielding endless cel phone calls at all hours from the sober and un-sober alike.
Jen gets the "I never saw her come out of her room" award, which is self explanatory. Sorry I missed you Jen!
Josh gets the "I'm going to get as many phone numbers and free oxygen as I can" award for getting as many phone numbers and free oxygen as he did. :applause:
And finally, Wick got the "stunt whore" award for his work on the sidewalk the first evening.
Even those of us who didn't see it could feel it when it happened.
Next stop- April/May 2004...
the MEXI-CON!!!
brought to you by James E. Pooh enterprises.
ing blast! I unfortunately did not get to take part in all the activities due to personal business involving my house and my new "associate", Brant!He even tucked in his orange shirt.
Anyway, MOM gets the "sweetest woman in the world" award. She went way over and above the duties of any whore, and brought us all gifts!
to show my thanks, I bared it all for my fellow patrons, which I'm sure will be posted :accordingly: upon her return to Spammamish.
James gets the "most dedicated whore" award for traveling halfway across the world to hang with us Ho's in the middle of a desert.
Mike & Deb get "the Elvis whore" award for unknowingly making Elvis an honorary Corner whore.
Brant gets the "they never let me sleep for more than 20 minutes straight" award, for fielding endless cel phone calls at all hours from the sober and un-sober alike.
Jen gets the "I never saw her come out of her room" award, which is self explanatory. Sorry I missed you Jen!
Josh gets the "I'm going to get as many phone numbers and free oxygen as I can" award for getting as many phone numbers and free oxygen as he did. :applause:
And finally, Wick got the "stunt whore" award for his work on the sidewalk the first evening.
Even those of us who didn't see it could feel it when it happened.
Next stop- April/May 2004...
the MEXI-CON!!!
brought to you by James E. Pooh enterprises.








Zoe!!! I called Mom's phone back rt after u and Mrs Zoe left! I was sooo upset I missed u 