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"If I died, would you remarry?"

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Old Sep 11, 2003 | 07:57 AM
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the wife asked her husband. Husband: "Definitely not." Wife: "Why not, don't you like being married?" Husband "Of course I do. " Wife: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" Husband: "OK, I'd get married again." Wife: (hurtful look on her face) "You would?" Husband: (makes audible groan) Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" Husband: "Where else would we sleep?" Wife: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" Husband: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?" Husband: "No, she's lefthanded."
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