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Old Jun 5, 2003 | 08:31 PM
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I'd have no luck!

I went to the grocery store tonight... 3 items (steak, salad, marinade)... there's 4 open checkouts... 3 have 3 people in them, the 4th has one guy with an almost empty cart and a cute check-out girl. Yeah, go there, right? Bad idea. The guy has 2 items that don't ring up right, so the manager has to go check - takes forever. Then, he has probably 50 coupons (he saved $38 on coupons! That's more than I normally spend!). Then, the check-out girl has a wedding ring on. It took me like 15 minutes to check out, I could have gone through the other lanes twice!

Grr... this shit always always always happens to me.
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Old Jun 5, 2003 | 09:28 PM
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Hmmmm...
Well, look on the bright side. You are whoring now...
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Old Jun 5, 2003 | 09:36 PM
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yeah, billy, forget about check out gurl...... hang out with the real whores!!!
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Old Jun 5, 2003 | 09:39 PM
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did you get her number?
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Old Jun 5, 2003 | 10:57 PM
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Weddings rings shouldn't stop you ....
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Old Jun 6, 2003 | 05:50 AM
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I've been on the other side of that, TJ, and it's not worth the trouble and letdown.


Anyway... She wasn't that cute!
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Old Jun 6, 2003 | 05:53 AM
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that's all well and good...


but what kind of steak did you get?






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Old Jun 6, 2003 | 07:26 AM
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Two 12 oz boneless NY strips, marinaded in zesty italian dressing.... my friend's grill isn't as hot as mine, so they didn't turn out as well as I had hoped (mine takes 9 minutes on med-hi, hers took close to 20 on hi and it was still pink).
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Old Jun 6, 2003 | 07:38 AM
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whats wrong with PINK??
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Old Jun 6, 2003 | 07:42 AM
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Originally posted by mikes2k
whats wrong with PINK??

EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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