I'm back.....
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I'm back.....
George and Laura Bush are at the Red Sox World Series Game 6; sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to the president. At first, he stares at the guy, looks at Laura, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "No." The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was an unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy." The preident hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it! He shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If that is what the people want C'mere Laura baby..." With that, he gets up, grabs Laura by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "George you ^$#@&!" The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering, hooting & hollering, and high-fiving. The president is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!" Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong. The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first pitch!"
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Aug 10 2005, 03:10 AM
George and Laura Bush are at the Red Sox World Series Game 6; sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to the president. At first, he stares at the guy, looks at Laura, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "No." The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was an unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy." The preident hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it! He shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If that is what the people want C'mere Laura baby..." With that, he gets up, grabs Laura by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "George you ^$#@&!" The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering, hooting & hollering, and high-fiving. The president is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!" Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong. The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first pitch!"
That's actually quite funny for one of your jokes, George
And NO, we didn't miss you
Welcome back 
Hope the trip went well ....
nice hearin yur voice though while 
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Who are you?
And since when do you proceed unanimous with "an". rolleyes.gif
WTF are you talking about, pray tell?
BTW, I have been chosen by God to lead this motley group, cast adrift in the wages of sin, to the promised land (which, BTW, is very contaminated).
And since when do you proceed unanimous with "an". rolleyes.gif
WTF are you talking about, pray tell?
BTW, I have been chosen by God to lead this motley group, cast adrift in the wages of sin, to the promised land (which, BTW, is very contaminated).
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Aug 9 2005, 11:45 AM
Thanks for the call, Mom. We were having very mediocre burgers for lunch at the Cowboy Express overlooking Big Bear Lake when you called.
Cowboy Express soundz like a fun place yeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaw :cracksbullwhip:
