Mrs. Raptor is going to San Diego for a convention.

 

Change the locks?

 

And throw all her stuff on the front lawn.

 

Certainly would make your bachelorhood last more than 4 days.

 

Oh you said nights...check that nights!

 

Yeah, she might burn the house down, too.

 

Great song!

 

Roll out some classic USC games and invite all your best football buds over and begin preparation for the upcoming season.

Oh. Don't forget to invite the uhh... hired help/entertainment (un)dressed as the Song Girls to help you party.

Just don't show the 04 Rose Bowl.

I'm still bitter about Lloyd's decision making against you guys in that game.

 

(1) We should have beaten the the Wolverines by two more TDs.

(2) I just got the DVD of the Orange Bowl. A wonderful, different perspective since we were there.

 

Shame on you! Shame on all of you, you ing slime! Raptor promised me that when he wasn't working, eating, sleeping, driving, or having a bowel movement, he would be in church.