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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 02:42 PM
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i'm dealing with professional work right now.

"professional"

"dealing" as in redoing.

as in redoing all of this professional's work.

you, YOU reading this, you don't, can't and never will, have the mind power to fathom this. I can't fathom it. MAYBE stephen hawking can fathom stupidity of this magnitude, this black hole of intelligence....

my highly developed frontal lobe is holding the reptile at bay.


barely.
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 03:19 PM
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Stop, take a deep breath, and self administer a Guacamole enema. DO IT NOW!
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Apr 2 2009, 07:19 PM
Stop, take a deep breath, and self administer a Guacamole enema. DO IT NOW!
Well except for the deep breath part. That may or may not be necessary.
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 04:28 PM
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Love the Schnauzers!! I've got 2 also.

**WARNING** Threadjacking in progress!!
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by wicky,Apr 2 2009, 02:42 PM
i'm dealing with professional work right now.

"professional"

"dealing" as in redoing.

as in redoing all of this professional's work.

you, YOU reading this, you don't, can't and never will, have the mind power to fathom this. I can't fathom it. MAYBE stephen hawking can fathom stupidity of this magnitude, this black hole of intelligence....

my highly developed frontal lobe is holding the reptile at bay.


barely.
are you getting married?
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 05:17 PM
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 05:19 PM
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BK is hot!!! Can't help but stare at his crotch...sexy!
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by wicky,Apr 2 2009, 02:42 PM
i'm dealing with professional work right now.

"professional"

"dealing" as in redoing.

as in redoing all of this professional's work.

you, YOU reading this, you don't, can't and never will, have the mind power to fathom this. I can't fathom it. MAYBE stephen hawking can fathom stupidity of this magnitude, this black hole of intelligence....

my highly developed frontal lobe is holding the reptile at bay.


barely.
& people have twouble making sense of what mom sayz



hOpe yur outta Hell soon and cooled down
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 08:45 PM
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kind of like having a guy come into a shop with a funny noise coming from the left front wheel well and telling him that he needs to spen $1200 on a whole new hub assembly cause the dealer who just put in his new bearings forgot a sacer and the hub is grinding on pretty much everything...

and he has the balls to give you a hard time about it when you are just the sorry dumb ass who was trying to help and what he really needs to do is go yell at the dealer instead.

wow, something thaat happed 5 years ago still bothers me... i need to let it go, maybe even get some help from a PROFESSIONAL...
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Old Apr 3, 2009 | 03:15 AM
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