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Old May 8, 2007 | 11:32 AM
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Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 to $599 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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Old May 8, 2007 | 11:34 AM
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Old May 8, 2007 | 11:43 AM
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this is NOT important to WSB
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Old May 8, 2007 | 11:58 AM
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Wasn't this from last week?
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Old May 8, 2007 | 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,May 8 2007, 12:58 PM


Wasn't this from last week?
Beats me. I just got an email today.
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Old May 8, 2007 | 12:15 PM
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Fair enough.
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Old May 8, 2007 | 12:20 PM
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men still won't be listening.
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Old May 8, 2007 | 12:21 PM
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What?
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Old May 8, 2007 | 12:22 PM
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If the appliance has nothing but Dave Matthews, Coldplay, Jack Johnson, Norah Jones and other sugar jobs on there, I assure you I still won't be listening.
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Old May 8, 2007 | 12:24 PM
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What about Dolly Parton?
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