You're sittin' on a mine there, Andy!

 

Personnally I wouldn't fancy sitting on

 

especially not fried span straight out of the frying pan !!!

 

Maybe I should cash it in and deposit some .



Also, I agree that fried straight outta the frying pan...or szechaun staright outta the wok...or boiled and cabbage straight outta the crock pot...or Buffalo straight outta the oven, doused with a gallon of Tabasco.........wouldn't agree with too much with my bum.


But I dare any of you to attempt any of the above stunts by sitting on their .

 

I agree with all of you. Sitting on would just feel a lot like having an accidental load in your pants.

On the other-hand, since mined is so rare and valuable, I would indeed perform the experiment if I could keep the afterwards.

(not that anyone would ever want after it's been sat on)

 

Hey you over there...with the Muppet face! Don't sit on me !

 

When you're sitting in your Chevy,
and you feel something heavy,

...arrhea!!

 

When the moon hits your eye,
Like a big pizza pie,
thaaat's ae

 

When you walk through the door,
and something hits the floor,


...arrhea!

 

This fixation on arrhea is a wee bit frightening, Andy!