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Old May 15, 2002 | 11:58 AM
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My Raptor used to be such a model citizen. He read Time Magazine, the LA Time, National Geographic, Sky and telescope, Astronomy. Ever since he joined you sick, wacko, perverted bunch of sex fiends, all he ever reads are girlie magazines -- Playboy, Hustler, Penthouse, Nugget, Leg Show, Big Boobs, Modern Fetish , Crossdresser, Nude Cheerleaders, American Kinky, S&M Delights, etc. He goes into the bathroom for long periods of time with them and I hear this "whump, whump, whump." (And no toilet flush.) What's wrong with you despicable bunch of maggots, have you no morals? You're all going to burn in hell!
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Old May 15, 2002 | 12:01 PM
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Originally posted by The Raptor
You're all going to burn in hell!
I already knew this
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Old May 15, 2002 | 12:14 PM
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Damn! Raptor's got a harem going (3 Mrs. Raptors) !!!
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Old May 15, 2002 | 12:20 PM
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Originally posted by The Post Whore

I already knew this
I have a feeling it's in my destiny as well.
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Old May 16, 2002 | 12:14 PM
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Mrs. Raptor has it all wrong. I only buy those magazines for the articles. And the "whump, whump, whump" is the plumbing.
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Old May 16, 2002 | 01:37 PM
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Burn baby burn
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Old May 16, 2002 | 02:25 PM
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How many Mrs. Raptors are there?!?!
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Old May 16, 2002 | 02:36 PM
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Damn, and I thought that we in the Florida S2000 were the only sex fiends......You should check out our meets. They are at a strip club!!
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Old May 16, 2002 | 02:39 PM
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Originally posted by BrownEydTrouble
Damn, and I thought that we in the Florida S2000 were the only sex fiends......You should check out our meets. They are at a strip club!!
Nice!
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Old May 16, 2002 | 02:43 PM
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Thank you my friend, it is QUITE a lot of fun. If you are ever in the area....look us up!
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