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Old Dec 4, 2006 | 02:09 PM
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Thanks to the great description of that Senator Ted Stevens gave we know what the internet is:

"Ten movies streaming across that, that Internet, and what happens to your own personal Internet? I just the other day got... an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday, I got it yesterday. Why? [...] They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material" Ted Stevens

If that seems ridiculous to you now it's time to get scared. From Ted's website:

"He also is the Chairman of the Senate Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation, which has oversight of the Departments of Commerce and Transportation. In addition, the Committee's broad jurisdiction covers issues including telecommunications, fisheries, oceans and maritime policy, the Coast Guard, aviation (including the Transportation Security Administration), rail, highway safety, global climate change, interstate commerce, space, science, technology, economic development, trade, tourism, consumer issues, product safety, and sports."

He only told us one thing that the internet is not. This thread is to help us list other things the internet is not...
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Old Dec 4, 2006 | 02:10 PM
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The internet is not 5 pieces of cold meat.
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Old Dec 4, 2006 | 02:10 PM
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The internet is neither a floor wax nor a dessert topping.
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Old Dec 4, 2006 | 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by jedwards,Dec 4 2006, 03:10 PM
The internet is not 5 pieces of cold meat.
Unless that cold meat is made into
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Old Dec 4, 2006 | 02:41 PM
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and it is not a blue tugboat ooooor a teenaged girl
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Old Dec 4, 2006 | 02:41 PM
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The internet is not a condiment.
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Old Dec 4, 2006 | 02:43 PM
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!!!


It's not a Bic pen.
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Old Dec 4, 2006 | 02:45 PM
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The internet is not an effective form of birth control.
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Old Dec 4, 2006 | 02:46 PM
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The internet is not, nor has it ever been, a member of the communist party.
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The internet is not a cardio workout.
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