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Old Oct 9, 2006 | 08:16 PM
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A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular
Contractions" to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor
decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know
what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."
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Old Oct 9, 2006 | 08:23 PM
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bada boom!!!
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Old Oct 9, 2006 | 08:35 PM
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ouch!!! pwned!!!
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Old Oct 9, 2006 | 08:45 PM
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hmmm... I didn't get a lecture like that. I want my tuition back.
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Old Oct 9, 2006 | 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonw,Oct 9 2006, 09:16 PM
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular
Contractions" to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor
decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know
what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."
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Old Oct 10, 2006 | 05:49 AM
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I think the correct answer is really contracting.
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Old Oct 10, 2006 | 07:00 AM
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bump
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Old Oct 10, 2006 | 07:07 AM
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and awe bump
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Old Oct 10, 2006 | 12:09 PM
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IDB!

Happy endings cost more
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Old Oct 10, 2006 | 12:15 PM
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