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Old May 12, 2007 | 09:12 PM
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A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his
first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row wearing a slit skirt and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."

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Old May 13, 2007 | 07:41 AM
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is this jason's new ID posting his old jokes?
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Old May 14, 2007 | 07:32 AM
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Did you get your deer?
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Old May 14, 2007 | 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by AGBLLET,May 14 2007, 08:32 AM
Did you get your deer?
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Old May 14, 2007 | 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by AGBLLET,May 14 2007, 07:32 AM
Did you get your deer?
my wife doesnt know what an orgasm is
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Old May 14, 2007 | 01:20 PM
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[QUOTE=problem_child,May 14 2007, 02:04 PM] my wife doesnt know what an orgasm is
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Old May 14, 2007 | 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by problem_child,May 14 2007, 01:04 PM
my wife doesnt know what an orgasm is
But she understands trying to drive a go-kart into the Lincoln Tunnel.
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Old May 14, 2007 | 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,May 14 2007, 01:20 PM
Why don't you explain it to her.
i dunno either
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Old May 14, 2007 | 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,May 14 2007, 02:38 PM
But she understands trying to drive a go-kart into the Lincoln Tunnel.
I did that once.
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Old May 14, 2007 | 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,May 14 2007, 01:38 PM
But she understands trying to drive a go-kart into the Lincoln Tunnel.
yes... she fully understands what throwing a sausage in a hall way is
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