A doctor in Ireland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. "Seamus, I am goin huntin tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients." "Yes, doctor!" answers Seamus. The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Seamus, how was your day?" Seamus told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him Tylenol." "Good" said the doctor. "The second one had burning stomach and I gave him Maalox" says Seamus. "Good. You're good at this. And what about the third one?" asks the doctor. "Doctor, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table. She spreads her legs and shouts: "Help me! For five years I have not seen any man!" "Lard Jayzus, Seamus, what did ye do?" asks the doctor. "'I put drops in her eyes!"

 

 

Good diagnosis.

 

 

 

 

was she able to see him?

 

 

 

Apparently.