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Old Apr 4, 2007 | 02:48 PM
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An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden. The old man wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, "For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!!!!!" At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns. Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."

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Old Apr 4, 2007 | 02:50 PM
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What is an Irish 7 course meal?




A potato and a 6-pack.
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Old Apr 4, 2007 | 02:52 PM
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What's the name of an Irish guy sitting on your patio?






Patty O'Furniture.
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Old Apr 4, 2007 | 02:53 PM
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Why did God invent whiskey? To keep the Irish from taking over the world.
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Old Apr 4, 2007 | 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonw,Apr 4 2007, 02:52 PM
What's the name of an Irish guy sitting on your patio?






Patty O'Furniture.
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Old Apr 4, 2007 | 02:53 PM
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Why don't you iron a four leaf clover?







Don't press your luck!!!!
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Old Apr 4, 2007 | 02:55 PM
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Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into Guinness Beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going Patrick! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat!
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Old Apr 4, 2007 | 02:58 PM
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I like the potato one
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Old Apr 4, 2007 | 03:02 PM
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LUVOTOMY? Is that a cross between a labotomy and?
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Old Apr 4, 2007 | 03:09 PM
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well, a lobotomy is an operation of the brain to treat pain or an emotional disorder..

I'm guessing luvotomy would be the removal of a painful relationship from the heart
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