Because a strip club is not thousands of naked women dancing to be your wife

 

thousands huh? can't top that.

 

hmmm 10 dirty ho's or 50,000 virgins??? you take your pick...I know where I will be....

 

Hey, you nitwits, listen up. To be the King of Swaziland, you first have to (1) have your genitals mutilated, (2) wear ear and lip platters, (3) have your entire body scarred with a razor-sharp machete, (4) lay face down in cow dung for 48 hours, and (5) have sexual intercourse with every native wild animal, including lion, elephant, hyena, giraffe, hippopotomus, vulture, crocodile, and Cape buffalo.

 

(6) Have sex with 50,000 virgins


Im there.....

 

How can you do #5 if you've had #1 done to you?


[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
[B]Hey, you nitwits, listen up.

 

I said mutilated, not rendered nonoperational. In Swaziland, that is a fashion statement.

 

always cover your chode when playing buns-up....

 

hmm... not worth it...

[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
[B]I said mutilated, not rendered nonoperational.

 

well, when we're co-kings, we'll be changing a few things...