Your mother is coming over and going where with us?

 

It's always about YOUR family, what about my freakin family huh?

 

I don't care if it's your sister's birthday, I'm not sitting through dinner at a restaurant listening to that worthless, self-centered, uneducated, aimless, loud mouthed, constantly interrupting, totally devoid of ambition, dead end job, financial leach, can't drive on the freeway, always whining and sniveling, won't ever contribute anything time or money wise ever, vocabulary-challenged bitch -- so don't even ask. (This is actually true -- and I'm being generous.)

 

I forgot: sitting next to me incessently yammering in my ear and spitting food in all directions when i'm trying to relax and eat dinner. And you wonder why I always get drunk at these gigs.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
[B]I don't care if it's your sister's birthday, I'm not sitting through dinner at a restaurant listening to that worthless, self-centered, uneducated, aimless, loud mouthed, constantly interrupting, totally devoid of ambition, dead end job, financial leach, can't drive on the freeway, always whining and sniveling, won't ever contribute anything time or money wise ever, vocabulary-challenged bitch -- so don't even ask.

 

I love getting drunk at family functions. makes them oh so exciting.

 

It's the only way to make them exciting.


Unless of course some one gets drunk before you and says what they think about the whole family. Been there once.
Priceless.

 

Going back to the UK for my sister's wedding in 4 weeks time......

Do you think I might get drunk at that one ?!?!?!?!?!

 

James, consider it your duty to get drunk.



Please also post pics when you get back.

 

Rest assured that I will be drunk a large percentage of the time that I am there . I shall also make efforts to upset large sections of the family from time to time .

I will also make efforts to get some photo's with the digital camera, but adding drunk, to jet lag, does mean that I may just be passed out for long periods