And buy that puke green Geo Metro from Enterprise Rent A Car.























































































































































Just kidding.

 

Dammit, George, I'm gonna kick you in the bollocks for that one!

 

That is not funny, Raptor.

 

I had an epiphany yesterday - there is a car lower in the evolutionary chain than RGM - the Geo Storm!

 

I'm having a flashback from April 1.

 

I'll never live that one down.

 

When I first got my 93 Prelude, an old, old lady looked it over, looked at me, and said "Oh, is that the Storm?" I wanted to vomit.

 

Damnit George! After AnDy selling his I almost believed it.

 

There should be some etiquette against scaring the livin' bejeezus out of other forum members... Ah, but once again, we are deep in the corner.

I suppose in some totally warped universe there might be a valid reason for trading in an S2000 for a puke green rental Geo Metro, but I'm having trouble picturing it.

 

Chazmo, for entertainment, you should do a search on Raptor's threads and read the stories from whence the PGGM (puke green Geo Metro) came. He had his car in the shop and got THAT thing as a rental car ... it became an icon of the worst sort. It must have been this past winter sometime.