The Jamaican Fireman
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The Jamaican Fireman
A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife "Ya know sumptin', womon, we have a wonderful new system at de Fire Station ;
Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings, we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings, we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.
So from now on womon,
When I say "Bell one" I want you to strip naked.
When I say "Bell two" you jump on de bed.
When I say "Bell three" we's gonna mek love all tru de night girl."
The next night he came home and shouted:
"Bell One!", and his wife stripped naked.
"Bell Two!", and she jumped on the bed.
"Bell Three!", and they started to make love.
After a few minutes, the wife yelled out "Bell Four!" "WOMON, What da hell is 'Bell Four'?", he asked. She replied:"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MON, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DA FIRE!"
Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings, we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings, we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.
So from now on womon,
When I say "Bell one" I want you to strip naked.
When I say "Bell two" you jump on de bed.
When I say "Bell three" we's gonna mek love all tru de night girl."
The next night he came home and shouted:
"Bell One!", and his wife stripped naked.
"Bell Two!", and she jumped on the bed.
"Bell Three!", and they started to make love.
After a few minutes, the wife yelled out "Bell Four!" "WOMON, What da hell is 'Bell Four'?", he asked. She replied:"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MON, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DA FIRE!"
