Jamesy and Wick...
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Jamesy and Wick fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money; between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Dollar. Jamesy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Wicky said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!" Jamesy replied "Don't worry - just follow me." He went into the bar where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jameson Whisky. Wicky said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!" Jamesy replied, with a smile "Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Jamesy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth." The barman
noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, bar
after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Wicky said "Jamesy- I don't think I can do any more o'this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin'me!" Jamesy said "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third bar."
noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, bar
after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Wicky said "Jamesy- I don't think I can do any more o'this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin'me!" Jamesy said "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third bar."
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