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Old Mar 1, 2006 | 12:37 PM
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and said that this was left open.
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Old Mar 1, 2006 | 12:42 PM
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The assman!
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Old Mar 2, 2006 | 07:43 AM
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"Sometimes when I think you're the shallowest man I've ever met, you somehow manage to drain a little more out of the pool."
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Old Mar 2, 2006 | 07:43 AM
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"And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular."
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Old Mar 2, 2006 | 07:46 AM
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"I can do six weeks standing on my head. I'm a sexual camel."
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Old Mar 2, 2006 | 07:54 AM
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"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"


"it shrinks?"
"like a frightened turtle."
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Old Mar 2, 2006 | 07:58 AM
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Dolores!

"He took it out."
"Are you sure?"
"Oh quite."
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Old Mar 2, 2006 | 08:00 AM
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"Tippy-toe! Tippy-toe!"

"Sponge-worthy."
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Old Mar 2, 2006 | 08:04 AM
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You are a very very bad man Jerry
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Old Mar 2, 2006 | 08:07 AM
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Hello-o-o-o!
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