It's coffee, and whenever people park their car in front of my driveway UNATTENDED!

Just got home and a ing Altima is parked smack dab in front of my driveway!

 

I laid on my horn and revved it like a motherer, but the owner was all the way at the school.

 

I waited in my car, in the middle of the road, holding the horn, until finally I was holding up traffic 5 cars deep in either direction.

So I pulled to the side, got out and started yelling, "Who's car is this?!? You've got 10 seconds to move your car from my driveway before I smash the windows and move it myself!"

 

The fat bitch came running (more like shifting her weight from left to right and hoping her feet would come off the ground) across the field. "Hang on. I'm right here."


"Hurry the up! This isn't the first time you've done this. Do it again and I'll burn it to the ground!"

 

What pisses me off is that I know she'll do it again.

 

Between this and the Escalade incident. I'm thinking you've got quite the temper, but hopefully she got the memo.

 

The Escalade incident was just dumb. This, I actually do have reason to get pissed.

This lady in this car has done this several times before, once it was even unattended. But other than her, this happens all the time!

Seriously, wouldn't you be pissed if when you got home, a car was parked in front of your driveway, so that you couldn't pull into YOUR OWN DRIVEWAY?!?!?


I guess it has to happen to you dozens of times for you to get pissed.

 

Only two things make you homicidal?? here's my list (in order)...

1) waking up
2) going to work
3) my subaru
4) my ex-sorta-kinda-gf
5) everything else

 

I have someone in front of my driveway almost daily. I don't scream, I just park my car so there is no way to get out without talking to me, then I politely tell them that I had to do it to show them how I feel. I hate it, yes, do I threaten to break windows, no. It seriously happens almost daily, I just make it a difficult for them as possible, I'll even pull a car or two out of the garage and block them in from every angle. It can be fun I think.