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Old Mar 15, 2004 | 06:08 PM
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easy...
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Old Mar 15, 2004 | 06:09 PM
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no shit !!!
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Old Mar 15, 2004 | 06:12 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by tokyo_james
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Old Mar 15, 2004 | 08:43 PM
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There was a fire at the building next to the psychic palm reader here in our sleepy town. The head gypsy wonders over to a crowd of firemen on the scene and says "whats going on" the deputy fire chief responds " we were hoping you would tell us!!!


True story told to me by the local Deputy Fire Chief
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Old Mar 15, 2004 | 08:46 PM
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so jesus was the dispointing son?
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Old Mar 16, 2004 | 12:30 AM
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Wish Jesus would stop by my house All i get is those damn annoying Jehovah Witnesses
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Old Mar 16, 2004 | 12:31 AM
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but ever since i put up a picture of the pope Jon Paul, they usually dont ring the bell anymore and keep on walking
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Old Mar 16, 2004 | 05:08 AM
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Jesus was a messenger???

I thought he was a contractor or something....




The next time the Jehovah's witnesses come knocking, answer the door without pants...

They shant come a knocking ever again!
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Old Mar 16, 2004 | 05:38 AM
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and that's different from any other day how?
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Old Mar 16, 2004 | 08:09 AM
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Originally posted by C-Bass
Jesus was a messenger???

I thought he was a contractor or something....


The next time the Jehovah's witnesses come knocking, answer the door without pants...

They shant come a knocking ever again!
ROLF Good One C-Bass i WILL HAVE TO TRY THAT
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