I bet the cleaning ladies are still wondering about the towel I used to clean up waffle batter, then left next to the bed...


Yo!

 

Texas > Mexico

 

If you need further proof, Texas is the only state...

Allowed to cecede (sp?) from the US and form its own country.
In which civilians can legally shoot to kill.
Where it's legal to walk around with firearms (includes towing a howitzer on the back of your minivan).
With the letters A X S T E arranged in this fashion: TEXAS.
That's approved by me.

 

I guess that doesn't prove Texas > Mexico, but I guess Texas > everybody else!

 

hmmm....
South Padre Island vs. Cancun...
Very strict on drinking vs. legal drinking age of 18
rednecks vs. wetbacks
seasonally good vs bikinally good

 

 

You probably shouldn't use the term "wetbacks."

 

Why...the river running low?

 

That's ing funny but that don't make it right!

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by brantshali