When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle she was attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex" he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly."

She took of her clothes and laid down on the ground.

"Here", she said, "You must put it here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and gave her an almighty kick in the crotch.

Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What did you do that for?"

Tarzan replied, "Tarzan check for bees."

 

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fock a duck

 

The last time I heard that, I was in a tent with a bunch of 14-year-olds.

 

Last weekend

 

That's about right.

 

 

I love you too Raptor.

 

That's what he's afraid of.

 

I was talking about the other kind of love; the kind that DOESN'T require a mop and bucket.