Service in the cells in the "Old Bailey" in London could be better, I have always found that the food is cold and pretty tasteless

 

OMG you guys are goobers. I just served my duty.

 

I had meatloaf and mashed potatos with gravy. It was actually pretty good. I ate with a bunch of LA County Sheriffs. They all said the food there was quite good every day. However, after I was dismissed from jury duty late that day (" I have a business to run" doesn't cut it), I confess to no discernable desire to return there for another meal.

 

I served jury duty up in San Jose. Got to put a child molester away! Three strikes too!!

I got called here in Worcester last year for a grand jury which sat through three months... OMG! That would have seriously sucked large ass. I was excused!

 

Damn..that sux!!! I think they should take volunteers first. If someone dont want to be there then they arent gonna give a propre trial.

 

Actually, quik, that's exactly what happened in the grand jury selection... There were indeed enough volunteers to allow me to get out of it.

Grand jury is such a bogus thing.

 

if you got a fistfull of Zantac....

 

Morgan, you're a ing woos!

 

I like to with the gang members awaiting trial in the halls: "Hey, homey, nice shirt."

 

"I kil da biatch"...