While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree" the other man replied. "You've Gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?" Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK." So he wrapped his arms around the tree & pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left. Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?" He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear, and said "This just hasn't been your day, pal."

 

 

 

And that my friends, is how I met Coco.

 

Which of you was handcuffed to the tree?

 

Coco.

 

Figures.

 

I liked the 1st version better.

 

 

Why do you have to make fun of San Freakciscians?