LA: A nostalgic look back 10 years ago.....
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LA: A nostalgic look back 10 years ago.....
In the days before Bobbitt and Harding, whilst mad King Rodney careened down the 210; before King Bradley banged his head against the city's Gates, whilst the gangbangers banged elsewhere; even then, the Lord hardened his heart against the City of Angels and there was a scourge upon the land. And a smoggy pall fell upon the land and the hammers became still and home equity became as for naught.
And the Lord said unto Darryl "Stretch out thy Rod and smite this man in the kidneys." But an Evil Eye beheld this travesty and the people rose up in anger and the city burned and gave up its treasures. And, as the judges pondered, there was a wailing from South Central to Simi to Seoul.
And the lord said unto a schizoid shepherd in the hills "Rise up early in the morning and light thy campfire and cast its sparks upon the brush and I will send swarms of Santa Anas to give them succor." And the land was ruined by fire whilst the Malibites gnashed their teeth. And though their wells of perrier were tainted with benzene, they set up their tents and renewed their cable service.
And the Lord spake unto the mountains "Take ye handfuls of mud and throw them upon these proud Malibites, that muck might bury their tents and clog up their Porsches." And a great rain came and it fell for 40 days and 40 nights.
And the word of the Lord went out from the bowels of the earth, saying "Son of man, try this on for size." And while babies and mothers slept, lo, even before the joggers became a pestilence in the streets, there came a great roar from the Earth and a great quaking. And though it wasn't the Big One, it was a real pisser.
And as the first anniversary of the Great Pisser approached and all was calm upon the land, the Lord called uopn the skies to open up once again and send forth the great rains to fill the remediation excavations and turn them into mighty lakes of mud and goo.
Thus plagueth the Lord our land because in California thou never knowest.
And the Lord said unto Darryl "Stretch out thy Rod and smite this man in the kidneys." But an Evil Eye beheld this travesty and the people rose up in anger and the city burned and gave up its treasures. And, as the judges pondered, there was a wailing from South Central to Simi to Seoul.
And the lord said unto a schizoid shepherd in the hills "Rise up early in the morning and light thy campfire and cast its sparks upon the brush and I will send swarms of Santa Anas to give them succor." And the land was ruined by fire whilst the Malibites gnashed their teeth. And though their wells of perrier were tainted with benzene, they set up their tents and renewed their cable service.
And the Lord spake unto the mountains "Take ye handfuls of mud and throw them upon these proud Malibites, that muck might bury their tents and clog up their Porsches." And a great rain came and it fell for 40 days and 40 nights.
And the word of the Lord went out from the bowels of the earth, saying "Son of man, try this on for size." And while babies and mothers slept, lo, even before the joggers became a pestilence in the streets, there came a great roar from the Earth and a great quaking. And though it wasn't the Big One, it was a real pisser.
And as the first anniversary of the Great Pisser approached and all was calm upon the land, the Lord called uopn the skies to open up once again and send forth the great rains to fill the remediation excavations and turn them into mighty lakes of mud and goo.
Thus plagueth the Lord our land because in California thou never knowest.
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