I'm calling my attorney right away!



I called my attorney the other day and asked, "I hear
they are suing the cigarette companies for causing
people to get cancer, and now someone is
suing the fast food Goliath's for making them fat, so
what I want to know is,

Can I sue Budweiser for all the ugly women I've slept
with?"

 

Good one, Luke.

 

well, recently the "beer goggles" theory has been scientifically proven...could work in this day and age

 

at least there isn't beer goggle laser surgery!

 

 

Luke!

I keep staring at your beer goggle smiley... I'm feeling a little woosy!

 

 

a room full of them

 

:Joe Cool tips over goes down for the count!:

 

I want to sue the breweries for the number of my brain cells that they have destroyed without telling me !!!!