I know, John. I figured someone'd give me some grief!!! Kinda thought it might be you

 

(tell me you never thought that)

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Chazmo
[B]I suppose if you drop a load on buckwheat, it will grow.

 

Guys,

While we're actually on the topic of slang, I found a great page in a book called the Bathroom Reader. It's a riot. Here's a few that I think are terrific:

Beepilepsy: The brief seizure people get when their beeper goes off (especially in vibrator mode).

Betamaxed: When an inferior technology wins the market due to marketing.

Zen Mail: E-mail with empty text.

Irritainment: Annoying (but riveting) media spectacles.

Ohnosecond: That fraction of time when you realize you've made a huge mistake.

Alpha Geek: The most technically proficient person in a work group. "Ask Larry, he's the alpha geek around here!"

I love this book by the way... The writers are from Ashland, Oregon... Must be up near Luke somewhere!

 

well dip my balls in buttermilk and squat me in a room full of kittens, these are pretty damn good!

 

just another way to say "boy howdy"

 

Heidy ho, Unab!

 

I kind of like this one that I read a couple of years ago ......

exitstentialism - the belief of the theory that you can go in through the exit at the same time people are coming out of it ......

 

Hey UnaB, wanna help me do something real quick?

 

Jim...I dug this thread up for you to add this to your quote list. This is one of the funniest ****ing things I've ever heard in my life.