:cracks back:
:stretches:

*Yeah yeah.... So I'm SO glad I could contribute to a Corner soap opera the last couple of days.... *sigh*... Look, if you think that on some level I am going to be intimidated into not speaking to my own friends and fellow internet street hustlers you'd be gravely mistaken. This is our home away from home...

Let's make something clear right from the git go. Anybody who has actually been keeping up with this crap for the last two years has read, basically, shit about ricers, 7-11, the supermarket line, airports (....fockin airports... ), going to the movies, REALLY DUMB DRIVERS, weathermen, Valentines Day, estrogen, Riverdance and occasionally?....old people The running theme for all of this stuff has basically been to have some fun with my own frustrations... It just kinda spontaneously turned into entertainment on its own....

The interpersonal frustrations that gave birth to this dog & pony show have long since died. Locked and left for dead a long time ago...to waft away like a fart in the breeze. Could you make the argument it was out of line? Of course... Could you say that venting a personal matter in this type of forum is immature? Sure, I can certainly give you that... But the frustration was legitimate...it existed...otherwise I wouldn't have ever bothered, and noone else would have been involved or thrown their $0.02 into the mix.

The bottom line is simple. The Corner can believe whatever it wants to believe... It's a free country... and honestly.. I just don't care enough about "back then" to worry about it "right now". I shed my grievances in regards to it a long time ago and don't care to tread the path again. So the table has been cleared, to be set, yet again.

The last two years of little ditties have been all about me... and I write them so you guys can get a laugh about me at my worst. I can be just as petty and stupid at as the next guy... and that's where this next installment will come in.

While much of what you'll read here will undoubtedly fall under the same genre as before (read: Me complaining/dealing with the mundane/annoying/flat-out dumb), I am also going to make it a point to write about when I manage to be blatantly short-bus worthy! I think what is fair is fair...and now's as good a time as any to look at myself squarely in the mirror.

So...with that..... The list of coming attractions in no particular order:*

Hey Mr. DJ.... Choke on Your mic: Jimmy Led on Wedding Receptions
Jimmy Led + A Lot of Scotch = Trouble
Why I Suck at No Limit Texas Hold'em: Betting on "Principle"

 

The man is back.

 

Keep dancin Dr. Italian Rabbi focker!

 

Hey Dave

Honestly? I never left. And I want to be the first to admit that I shouldn't have done what I did. I was outta line when I got too personal. My point entirely is that the whole thing was WAY back in time... and nothing I do here now has anything to do with it. There's no 6-degrees of Kevin Bacon Game to play between 9700 posts ago and me throwing myself in fornt of an errant shopping cart.

Since you were the first to respond in this thread...how's about you tell me what I should start out with?

 

*Hey Mr. DJ.... Choke on Your mic: Jimmy Led on Wedding Receptions*


:accordingly:

 

God dammit...

 

Why am I a Rabbi again???

Dave...you got it

 

Seems like lots of extraneous guilt was placed on you lately Rabbi...thats why.

 

And now, for 8D's commentary:

Thank you, that is all.

 

Ahhhh...touche......


....and pass the bacon..