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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 09:54 AM
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 09:54 AM
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"For those of you who aren't Jewish, Hanukkah is the celebration of when a tiny amount of oil lasted for eight days. Boy, sound's like a Republican's worst nightmare, doesn't it? A fuel-efficient device that doesn't use a lot of oil?" --Jay Leno
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 09:55 AM
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President Bush announced today that he has begun his Christmas shopping. It's easier for him now -- every year there are fewer and fewer allies to shop for.
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Here's some good news... The U.S. life expectancy has hit another all-time high. Americans are living longer, which is good news -- unless you plan to live on your Social Security, then you're screwed!-- Jay Leno
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 09:57 AM
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Bush says he looked into Putin's eyes and saw his soul. Fortunately, Putin was gracious enough not to mention he looked into Bush's ear and saw daylight on the other side.
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 09:58 AM
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"There was so much snow in Washington, D.C. that Dick Cheney had to take the chains off a detainee and put them on his car." --Jay Leno
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Bush is like if Reagan and Quayle had a kid. He's Quagan.



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