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Dick Cheney now says he can't blame the shooting on the guy who got shot. That's because he tried that for the first three days and it didn't work. -- Jay Leno
"I have to admit that I turned away from the Olympics... Fox had a more exciting sporting event on: Softball with Dick Cheney and Britt Hume." --Jay Leno
"Dick Cheney gave an interview to Fox News. Some are accusing Fox of giving softball questions. My answer to that is, 'Well, does a vice president shoot in the woods?'" --David Letterman