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Let's try this again: A drunk sitting in a bar

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Old Feb 4, 2005 | 02:38 PM
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"Go down that hall, first door on your left" the bartender replies. Two minutes later, the entire bar hears this blood curdling scream coming from the bathroom. One minute later, another bloodcurdling scream. The bartender, concerned, gets up to investigate. He peers into the bathroon and says to the drunk "What's with all the noise? You're scaring my customers." The drunk replies "Every time I try to flush this ing toilet, something squeezes my balls." The bartender says "You, idiot, you're sitting on the mop bucket!"
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Old Feb 4, 2005 | 04:38 PM
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Deja Vu?
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Old Feb 4, 2005 | 04:44 PM
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Old Feb 4, 2005 | 06:27 PM
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Does that mean you like it, Mitch?
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Old Feb 5, 2005 | 08:55 AM
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Well?
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Old Feb 5, 2005 | 10:15 PM
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That is some sick a$$ Mike Sho $hit
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