Dear Billy,

How I've missed you these passed 5 or 6 days since we ate fish together. I can hardly go a couple of minutes without thinking to myself "I wonder what monkey brains taste like" or "do fish have any feelings" but you are like a person. You have skin, and eyes and hair. You have teeth for mastication, and legs for walking. Sometimes you sleep to recharge, and I'd guess you wear clothes, but I'm not sure. Anyhow, I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'd really like a donut right now.

Yours truly,

Wickster J. Wickmeisterbrau

 

I now recycle...

 

I know recycle...

 

this post has been edited by wicky on Aug 17 2006, 05:54 PM

 

good catch.

 

 

yeah yeah yeah. shut it.

 

You would be if you weren't a celibate fag.

 

I know.

 

A mouth-farting celibate pot-head fag. . .