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LIFE
LIFE EXPLAINED
> On the first day, God created the dog and said, sit all day by the door of
> your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will
> give you a life span of twenty years. The dog said, that's a long time to
> be
> barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other then?
> So
> God agreed.
> On the second day, God created the monkey and said, entertain people,do
> tricks, and make them laugh. For this I will give you a twenty year life
> span. The monkey said, monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty
> long
> time to perform. How about I give you back ten years like the dog did? And
> God agreed.
> On the third day God created the cow and said, you must go into the field
> with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have claves and
> give
> milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span
> of sixty years. The cow said, that's kind of a tough life you want me to
> live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give you back the other
> forty? And God agreed again.
> On the fourth day, God created man and said, Eat, sleep, play, marry and
> enjoy your life. For this I will give you twenty years. But man said, only
> twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave
> back, the ten the monkey gave back, ant the ten the dog gave back. That
> makes eighty, okay? Okay God said. You asked for it.
> So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy
> ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our
> family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
> grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and
> bark at everyone.
> Life has been explained to you. Now go forth
> On the first day, God created the dog and said, sit all day by the door of
> your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will
> give you a life span of twenty years. The dog said, that's a long time to
> be
> barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other then?
> So
> God agreed.
> On the second day, God created the monkey and said, entertain people,do
> tricks, and make them laugh. For this I will give you a twenty year life
> span. The monkey said, monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty
> long
> time to perform. How about I give you back ten years like the dog did? And
> God agreed.
> On the third day God created the cow and said, you must go into the field
> with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have claves and
> give
> milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span
> of sixty years. The cow said, that's kind of a tough life you want me to
> live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give you back the other
> forty? And God agreed again.
> On the fourth day, God created man and said, Eat, sleep, play, marry and
> enjoy your life. For this I will give you twenty years. But man said, only
> twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave
> back, the ten the monkey gave back, ant the ten the dog gave back. That
> makes eighty, okay? Okay God said. You asked for it.
> So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy
> ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our
> family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
> grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and
> bark at everyone.
> Life has been explained to you. Now go forth
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Originally Posted by racer chick,Jul 31 2006, 11:40 AM
LIFE EXPLAINED
> On the first day, God created the dog and said, sit all day by the door of
> your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will
> give you a life span of twenty years. The dog said, that's a long time to
> be
> barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other then?
> So
> God agreed.
> On the second day, God created the monkey and said, entertain people,do
> tricks, and make them laugh. For this I will give you a twenty year life
> span. The monkey said, monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty
> long
> time to perform. How about I give you back ten years like the dog did? And
> God agreed.
> On the third day God created the cow and said, you must go into the field
> with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have claves and
> give
> milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span
> of sixty years. The cow said, that's kind of a tough life you want me to
> live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give you back the other
> forty? And God agreed again.
> On the fourth day, God created man and said, Eat, sleep, play, marry and
> enjoy your life. For this I will give you twenty years. But man said, only
> twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave
> back, the ten the monkey gave back, ant the ten the dog gave back. That
> makes eighty, okay? Okay God said. You asked for it.
> So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy
> ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our
> family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
> grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and
> bark at everyone.
> Life has been explained to you. Now go forth
> On the first day, God created the dog and said, sit all day by the door of
> your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will
> give you a life span of twenty years. The dog said, that's a long time to
> be
> barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other then?
> So
> God agreed.
> On the second day, God created the monkey and said, entertain people,do
> tricks, and make them laugh. For this I will give you a twenty year life
> span. The monkey said, monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty
> long
> time to perform. How about I give you back ten years like the dog did? And
> God agreed.
> On the third day God created the cow and said, you must go into the field
> with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have claves and
> give
> milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span
> of sixty years. The cow said, that's kind of a tough life you want me to
> live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give you back the other
> forty? And God agreed again.
> On the fourth day, God created man and said, Eat, sleep, play, marry and
> enjoy your life. For this I will give you twenty years. But man said, only
> twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave
> back, the ten the monkey gave back, ant the ten the dog gave back. That
> makes eighty, okay? Okay God said. You asked for it.
> So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy
> ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our
> family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
> grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and
> bark at everyone.
> Life has been explained to you. Now go forth
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Originally Posted by mrmophandle,Jul 31 2006, 01:02 PM
I'm not knocking on racergirl, I'm just saying:
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