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Old Feb 11, 2005 | 03:16 AM
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LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

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Old Feb 11, 2005 | 03:20 AM
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If you knew Birkenhead, this would not surprise you at all !!!!








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Old Feb 11, 2005 | 09:07 AM
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"birkenhead"
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Old Feb 11, 2005 | 09:35 AM
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Old Feb 11, 2005 | 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by luckys_gal' date='Feb 11 2005, 06:16 AM
LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

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Old Feb 11, 2005 | 09:46 AM
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This is the third testicle to be dismembered in England within the past week or so.
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Old Feb 11, 2005 | 09:49 AM
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In Japan, some men would find this....uh.....a turn on.
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Old Feb 11, 2005 | 10:14 AM
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"Just one ball... That's all she took..."
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Old Feb 11, 2005 | 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by NikePenguin' date='Feb 11 2005, 02:14 PM
"Just one ball... That's all she took..."


The Moral of the story is... IF Da Woman Want You betta Deliva or she will Take it one way or anotha
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Old Feb 11, 2005 | 10:19 AM
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had another thought. So she asked for sex and he REFUSED?????????
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