Little Johnny...
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Little Johnny...
Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and go
into
the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane
in a "Passionate Embrace." Little Johnny finds this so exciting and
can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his
mother excitedly....
"MOMMYMOMMY, IWASATTHEPLAYGROUNDANDDADDYAND...." Mommy
tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the story. So Little Johnny tells her.
"I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
with
Aunt Jane.
> I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he
helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...."
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time.
I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny starts his story, describing the car into the woods, the
undressing, laying down on the seat, and...." then Daddy and
Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when
Daddy was in the army."
Some times you need to listen to the whole story before you
interrupt!!!!!!!!!!!!!
into
the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane
in a "Passionate Embrace." Little Johnny finds this so exciting and
can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his
mother excitedly....
"MOMMYMOMMY, IWASATTHEPLAYGROUNDANDDADDYAND...." Mommy
tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the story. So Little Johnny tells her.
"I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
with
Aunt Jane.
> I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he
helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...."
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time.
I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny starts his story, describing the car into the woods, the
undressing, laying down on the seat, and...." then Daddy and
Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when
Daddy was in the army."
Some times you need to listen to the whole story before you
interrupt!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO 
The Claw
