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From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!
Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Sep 7 2005, 04:46 PM
The equation isn't quite that simple.
Jed's age = x
PokerPimp's age = y
The attractiveness of the lady* they're currently talking to/hitting on, from 1 to 10 = z
* For a guy, assume a value of 0.
Age = sqrt (2*(x^2 + y^2 + z^2)) / (e^((pi^2*z)/(x+y)))
When confronted with guys, they act their age... as girls go from homely to fair they act younger and younger.... and when a '10' shows up, they act like a couple of 14 year olds
(and for the record... it took me 2 hours of company time to get that equation right)
Jed's age = x
PokerPimp's age = y
The attractiveness of the lady* they're currently talking to/hitting on, from 1 to 10 = z
* For a guy, assume a value of 0.
Age = sqrt (2*(x^2 + y^2 + z^2)) / (e^((pi^2*z)/(x+y)))
When confronted with guys, they act their age... as girls go from homely to fair they act younger and younger.... and when a '10' shows up, they act like a couple of 14 year olds
(and for the record... it took me 2 hours of company time to get that equation right)
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From: Central Massachusetts
Originally Posted by jedwards,Sep 7 2005, 10:50 AM
And I stole it from you. 
(Oct 11 - having a big music night party here then going to Cabo for a week.
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(Oct 11 - having a big music night party here then going to Cabo for a week.
)
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From: Central Massachusetts
Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Sep 7 2005, 04:46 PM
The equation isn't quite that simple.
Jed's age = x
PokerPimp's age = y
The attractiveness of the lady* they're currently talking to/hitting on, from 1 to 10 = z
* For a guy, assume a value of 0.
Age = sqrt (2*(x^2 + y^2 + z^2)) / (e^((pi^2*z)/(x+y)))
When confronted with guys, they act their age... as girls go from homely to fair they act younger and younger.... and when a '10' shows up, they act like a couple of 14 year olds
(and for the record... it took me 2 hours of company time to get that equation right)
Jed's age = x
PokerPimp's age = y
The attractiveness of the lady* they're currently talking to/hitting on, from 1 to 10 = z
* For a guy, assume a value of 0.
Age = sqrt (2*(x^2 + y^2 + z^2)) / (e^((pi^2*z)/(x+y)))
When confronted with guys, they act their age... as girls go from homely to fair they act younger and younger.... and when a '10' shows up, they act like a couple of 14 year olds
(and for the record... it took me 2 hours of company time to get that equation right)
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Sep 7 2005, 05:05 PM
English please.
When combining you and Jed's age, you have to factor in if there's a 3rd person around... the sum of your two ages then is the RMS value of all three ages, divided by e (Euler's number) to the power of pi squared times her age over the sum of your real ages. It's a basic regressive equation which makes the total value smaller as the girl gets hotter.
