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Old Feb 20, 2006 | 11:36 AM
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My wife left me... I don't understand. After our last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup.
I said, "Wait a minute, I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back......................
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Old Feb 20, 2006 | 10:13 PM
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I think you should switch to Chimay.
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Old Feb 21, 2006 | 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by day1si,Feb 20 2006, 03:36 PM
Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup.


She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

makeup from a grocery store and $45.00 at that @ a grocery store thats alot now if it was mac she couldve gotten 1/2 a lipstick lol, but damn if she was that beat ya know a paper bag is alot cheaper

you can tell a man wrote this
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Old Feb 21, 2006 | 03:22 AM
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mac donalds?




j/k jen
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Old Feb 21, 2006 | 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted by YeloS2000ShowGrl,Feb 21 2006, 07:23 AM

makeup from a grocery store and $45.00 at that @ a grocery store thats alot now if it was mac she couldve gotten 1/2 a lipstick lol, but damn if she was that beat ya know a paper bag is alot cheaper

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Did you say something? I'm sorry, I was distracted by your avatar
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Old Feb 22, 2006 | 05:18 AM
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Originally Posted by YeloS2000ShowGrl,Feb 21 2006, 03:23 AM

makeup from a grocery store and $45.00 at that @ a grocery store thats alot now if it was mac she couldve gotten 1/2 a lipstick lol, but damn if she was that beat ya know a paper bag is alot cheaper

you can tell a man wrote this
I hear ya!!

I love my stubborn brown line and eye shades from MAC!!

Good thing they last so long!!

Looking forward to meeting you in May Jen
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Old Feb 24, 2006 | 11:34 AM
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everybody's a critic...
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