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Old May 10, 2004 | 06:35 AM
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Old May 10, 2004 | 12:41 PM
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I once had a neighbor that was bitten to death by an enraged Guinea Pig. Apparently, he fed the Guinea Pig Romaine lettuce instead of Iceberg lettuce.
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Old May 10, 2004 | 12:54 PM
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Old May 10, 2004 | 02:41 PM
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My brother who worked with horses for over 20 years worked at a thoroughbred race horse training facility for a while. One of the horses, Big Bear, caught my brother in the paddock once and bit him on the chest so hard he picked him up and then started to take him in to the middle of the paddock where Pete (my Bro) thought BB would probably try to kick him to death.

Pete punched the horse on the face 'til he let him go. Peter rolled under the fence to get away.

That's not the end... the end gets rough for ole BB.
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Old May 10, 2004 | 02:42 PM
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That was about 20 years ago and Pete still has bite mark scars on his tit.
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Old May 10, 2004 | 03:34 PM
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So what happened to Big Bear?
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Old May 10, 2004 | 03:41 PM
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My brother did the thing that a good horseman should do. Details would bother those of us who like animals but don't have to deal with them day to day.

Pete absolutely loves horses and all animals but won't put up with BS from animals or people. Suffice to say that BB wound up very well trained and went on to a successful career.

He eventually went back to his old miserable ways. One day when working at the track my brother heard of an owner who'd pay $50 a day for someone to go and muck and feed some horse (a 15 minute job). The horse was so miserable none of the stable hands young or old would go in with him.

The name of the horse (something other than BB) struck a chord with my Bro. He remembered it was BB's *other* name. (Lots of track horses have 2 names... one for real life and one for the track) Pete volunteered and when Pete went into the stall the horse was ready to kick him. As soon as he saw who it was he decided better of it and went to the back of the stall.

Peter came away with quite a bit of coin from that.
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
I once had a neighbor that was bitten to death by an enraged Guinea Pig.
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