A lady is watching TV at her house. Her husband walks in with a duck under his arm and says "this is the pig i've been f@#king"

his wife says "honey that's a duck"

"i wasn't talking to you!"

 

Moose Knuckle's a duck?

 

What's with Moose Knuckle, 8D?

 

I dunno RB, you tell me.

 

1. The male version of a cameltoe. Usually found on older rotund gentlemen wearing a suit. "That guy in the business meeting was so big, his moose knuckle was sticking out of his front of his pants and it looked like a fanny pack gone wrong."

2. The male equivalent of a camel toe. "I was at the gym, and this guy came in wearing spandex. ****in' moose knuckle up the wazz."

3. NOOOO! It has nothing to do with women! It's the male version of a camel toe, a large unsightly bulge in a man's pants be they spandex, blue jeans or business! "Did you see the moose knuckle on that guy shopping for $2 country CDs at Goody's?"

4. The male version of cameltoe. Usually found on old men wearing suits. The two round balls poking out resemble the image of a moose knuckle. "I would've enjoyed David Copperfield's illusion show more if he could've make his moose knuckle dissappear."

5. Moose Knuckle for boys. "Robert Plant has a nice moose knuckle."

 

 

 

 

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