Man, it's hot today!
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Yesterday I called Jimmy.
Now, Jimmy is a good guy. Late one night, many moons ago, we decided that only the most severe assholes try to instigate conversation with "How 'bout that heat?" Or, "Hot enough for you?"
Shut up you donkey ****er, we know it's hot. Leave us alone; we want to drink.
So, at the start of every heat wave, we have to call each other, and be real assholes. It's a tradition.
"How 'bout that heat?!?!?!?
Now, Jimmy is a good guy. Late one night, many moons ago, we decided that only the most severe assholes try to instigate conversation with "How 'bout that heat?" Or, "Hot enough for you?"
Shut up you donkey ****er, we know it's hot. Leave us alone; we want to drink.
So, at the start of every heat wave, we have to call each other, and be real assholes. It's a tradition.
"How 'bout that heat?!?!?!?











feelz damn good 2