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Old Nov 19, 2006 | 11:07 AM
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MAN LAWS


1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
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Old Nov 19, 2006 | 11:42 AM
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Old Nov 19, 2006 | 01:19 PM
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Amen.







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Old Nov 19, 2006 | 01:24 PM
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Old Nov 19, 2006 | 01:26 PM
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30. No fruit in beer.
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Old Nov 19, 2006 | 02:31 PM
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what the hell is all that?

did she repost the dictionary in here or something?
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Old Nov 19, 2006 | 03:48 PM
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Welcome to 1994. Shit, this might even predate Al Gore inventing the interweb.
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A thousand points of light.
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Old Nov 19, 2006 | 08:06 PM
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27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
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Old Nov 19, 2006 | 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Nov 19 2006, 09:06 PM
27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
I thought she got a suitcase
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